Raven's View

No, I didn't mean of champagne, I meant the latest marketing ploy from Trojan. I've seen several telivision ads for the Magnum condom. It's 15% larger and described as "long and wide like a stretch Limo, this lubricated ride ... has a tapered base to hold you in the seat". Available from Ripnroll (love that name). Or they have the XL - 30% larger, and 'designed for men who feel that current regular and large size condoms are too small".

Obviously, a need to be covered, for all those guys that claim they would love to use a "glove", but it just won't fit (not!). So now there's a bigger one - which any guy that wants to be cool is going to ask for. Buy extra's, leave them lying around to be impressive, even if it IS too big. Could be some accidents, I don't trust that tapered base bit:

• hey baby that was great - OK - get off me now. Hey - you was going to wear somethin!
• I did, you can trust me
• well, where the hell is it?
• oops, I think I lost it