Another coalition - for the Stanley Cup winners

This is not my creation, got it from a friend, but I thought I would pass it on..

Toronto Maple Leafs Win Stanley Cup!!!
Canada was stunned Monday when it was announced that The Stanley Cup will be awarded to the Toronto Maple Leafs, possibly as early as December 6th.
The cup will be stripped from from 2008 playoff champions the Detroit Red Wings and be awarded to the Leafs, who didn't even make the playoffs.
How is this possible, Canadians ask?
Well, the Leafs have formed a coalition with eastern conference semifinalists the Montreal Canadians, and conference quarter finalists the Ottawa Senators, now outnumbering the Red Wings.
According to current Leaf coach Ron Wilson "the Red Wings have lost the confidence of the league and should hand the cup over immediately to our coalition".
NHL commissioner Gary Bettman is cutting short a European trip to try to resolve the unprecedented hockey crisis that could force a second playoff series, or see an opposing team coalition take the cup.

Seasonal Sightings

"It's beginning to look a lot like Wal-Mart Christmas."

Nothings says Christmas in Canada like three inflatable moose, all in festive garb.


I also saw this in three snowmen, a little more traditional. Might be nice to do the same with inflatable dolls, three lovely ladies grouped together, Santa hats perched cockily on their heads, a bit of garland tastefully arranged, mouths open with a Christmas song.

If you're just too nice to say "piss off"

Once again, you're in a bar, someone starts hitting on you and pestering you to give them your email address on a napkin. Here's a service that lets you use a "fake" address, as in [email protected], so that when the poor soul sends you a note - they receive back a generic and somewhat cute rejection email.

This is a spin-off from the New York Rejection Line - a phone number you can give out that goes to a rejection recording.

So - is this funny or sad?